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  I HAVE A POOL!!!!

  by tazmanian russel in

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  growing up as a jdub had a lot of annoying things involed with it..one of my favs was..haveing a pool!!!

  this is what went through every familys mind in my hall...well well ..the so and so family have a pool and its hot out and we having nothing to do ...soooo lets go swimin!....um mommy the smiths r in our back yard again ..and now they r swimming ...oh dont worry , go get them a towl from the pool house..this is how it started , then it got worse and worse...we are thirsty wah..we want to play with the video games ..what are we a community centre all of a sudden...oh oh now they r getting really nervey..we are hungry!!!

  well i guess u might as well stay for supper ...do u have enough?

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  nightmares

  by in a new york bethel minute in

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  i grew up having nightmares about armageddon, satan and, most of all jehovah.

  i am 25 now and i still get nightmares, and they're always about these same things.

  i was wondering if my brain is overactive, or if other people on this site get nightmares about things they learned as a witness.

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  touched by a circuit overseer

  by in a new york bethel minute in

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  hi im new here... this is my first new post.. first off, ever notice how packed the hall gets when jesus i meannnnnn the circuit overseer comes to visit?

  why do people try so hard to impress him?

  can he get our dead relatives out of purgatory?

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  THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN A Kingdom Hall...

  by WildTurkey in

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  things you never hear in a kingdom hall...

  hey!

  it's my turn to sit in the front roll.. .

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